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Gardenscapes are nothing short of a farcical organisation; Purporting to be a professional horticultural outfit, they are in fact staffed by a motley crew of incompetents to whom the application of the epithet 'cretin' would be a gross understatement. Gardenscapes' customers are manipulated by it's employer, John Carson's fast talking spiel, which, if analysed, would reveal a man who lacks a basic intelligence and instead operates within the parameters of his own ego-maniacal and close-minded personality. Anyone in any doubt of this review should merely briefly employ Gardenscapes, perhaps though just for a spot of grass cutting or some other task which does require a degree of skill; Upon having his 'professional, qualified staff' on site, try asking a number of fairly straight forward horticultural questions, 'when should one prune such and such', and so forth, and watch as the splutterings of 'oh,thats not really my area' and ' well, im really more of a hard landscaper, I'm only helping out with this end today' nearly choke the asked. If you do one thing in 2008 to greatly improve your garden, do not hire the serpents in the garden that call themselves Gardenscapes.
Thumpety T.